Hmm I am going to hide Crack in my crack ... DUH

From Manatee, Florida comes the story of  Raymond Rowe who was pulled over by the cops for speeding. After writing out the speeding ticket, the officer asked our bozo if he had smoked marijuana recently. He responded that he had smoked some the previous evening and then invited the cop to search the car. The officer checked the car and then searched our bozo. When the cop noticed a soft object sticking out of his buttocks, our bozo said, "Let me get it." He then proceeded to pull out a baggie containing 4.5 grams of marijuana. The officer continued his search and found another baggie in the same area. He pulled it out and found the baggie contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine. It was then that he offered up the Stupid Explanation of the Week. He told the cop, "The weed is mine, the white stuff isn't." Unfortunately he had no reasonable explanation for how the white stuff got there. He's busted!


Wow really? He offered the cop to search the car knowing he stuffed crack down his crack, Oh wait what am I thinking that wasn't his just the pot was. LMAO