Sunday, October 3, 2010

Worst looking woman ever! Duh



Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.
Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.
Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.
Geppert says Hawkins then entered a woman’s car. She got out, took her keys and alerted police. Hawkins was found sitting in the car.
He is being held on $230,000 bail. It’s not clear whether he has an attorney.


Maybe someone should tell him if he is going to cross dress he needs to get rid of his facial hair at the vary least. Oh yeah and some better cloths would be good too.

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43 comments:

  1. BartOctober 3, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    newfoundland is a good place to go hunting too, big caribou ther

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  2. maxOctober 3, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    haha... It is a trap!

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  3. BrandenZzzOctober 3, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    I'd hit that...

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  4. AimlessTendenciesOctober 3, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    The hair... why man, why?

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  5. AnonymousOctober 3, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    very nice
    i like it
    supportin !

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  6. DanOctober 3, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    Wow. So pathetic the lengths he is willing to go to to try and make some money. Too bad he doesn't have more intelligence, otherwise he could have gotten a better disguise.

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  7. Senor IncognitoOctober 3, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    LOL, that was hillatious
    what a dumb guy :D

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  8. AnonymousOctober 3, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    What an idiot (s)he is.

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  9. Intellectual RelapseOctober 3, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    yay for morons

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  10. jrepOctober 3, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Patrick Bateman jnr

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  11. Aeacus.WardenOctober 3, 2010 at 3:20 PM

    rofl.. amazing

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  12. jeanjeanOctober 3, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    thats a perfect example of a trap lol

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  13. CrunkyOctober 3, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Dear Sir,

    That is my mother you are referring to. She did not rob the bank, the news are a bunch of liars. That picture was taken on our annual family picnic in Chechnya last August. please remove my mother from your website. I hope you will read this.

    Sincerely,
    Derpley Erp

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  14. MarkOctober 3, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    Lol, sooooo ugly

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  15. SC2 StratsOctober 3, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    lol nice try buddy.

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  16. iJobOctober 3, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    that is brilliant! hahaha

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  17. CowbellrockerOctober 3, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    more like best looking woman ever.

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  18. My internet explortionOctober 3, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    He put so little effort into his master mind plan of looking like a woman lmao

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  19. RJOctober 3, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    lol great disguise there!

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  20. LongkidOctober 3, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    oh my what little effort was put into this gag eh boyz!

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  21. Big LOctober 3, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    "with a toy BB gun he shoplifted"
    using crime to support your other crimes

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  22. The Greater SpartanOctober 3, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    HAHA I loled'

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  23. The Messy ApronOctober 3, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    WOW people are crazy

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  24. SlumphOctober 3, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    that.. is not.. a woman.. we have somebody like that around here =D

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  25. Final Fantasy XIV FanOctober 3, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    hahahaha oh wow

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  26. VelociplumOctober 3, 2010 at 9:03 PM

    Lol he should have shoplifted a shaving razor

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  27. StyleOctober 3, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    haha wow

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  28. SlumphOctober 3, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    awesome =D

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  29. WonderfullyrandomOctober 3, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    people are really that stupid?

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  30. KenOctober 3, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    Lmao I can't help to laugh at this guy's get-up

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  31. Red BaronOctober 3, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    karl malone with a wig

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  32. TarantulaGuy111October 3, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    oh... its a woman...

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  33. SaviorSelfOctober 3, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    hahahah...oh wow.

    silly bankrobber.

    great post bro.

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  34. lbennington10October 3, 2010 at 10:13 PM

    idiot -.-

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  35. Discerning GentlemanOctober 3, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    I'm looking forward to your next post!

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  36. WooshBabyOctober 3, 2010 at 10:41 PM

    Haha, the things people do.

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  37. vpercuocoOctober 3, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    Haha, so good looking. You should check out my blog. I just got it started.

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  38. The RevieverOctober 3, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    I was like: "woman?.."

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  39. Scholar DollarOctober 3, 2010 at 11:33 PM

    Shoulda shaved the moustache....

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  40. zG ChrisOctober 4, 2010 at 12:23 AM

    Hahaha yeah that kinda gave it away.

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  41. BlakeOctober 4, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    I guess it makes sense for a clown to wear clown pants.

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  42. Quinn ElectronicsOctober 4, 2010 at 6:31 AM

    what a weirdo

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  43. funkotron77October 4, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    This is great, going to have to tell people about this. He really didn't think this one out too thoroughly.

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