Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Stealing pot from the police evidence locker ..... DUH!

FLORENCE - Two men who were working on renovations at the Florence Police Station are in jail after they were accused of taking 48 pounds of marijuana from the evidence locker.
Scott Raymond Burgert, 45, Old Cloverdale Road, Florence, and Bradley Thomas Jones, 40, Calhoun Street, Florence, are both charged with first-degree theft of property and trafficking marijuana, Florence Police Chief Rick Singleton said.
Singleton said the theft was discovered Tuesday and an investigation was immediately launched.
“Upon completion of the (remodeling) project, an audit was conducted (on the evidence vault) at which time it was discovered that some of the evidence was missing,” Singleton said. “An investigation was launched and information was obtained that implicated the construction workers who had been working in the vault.”
Authorities said the department received a tip that helped lead to the arrest.
Burgert and Jones are being held in the Lauderdale County Detention Center on bail of $30,000 each.

ok so you are going to seriously steal pot from the evidence locker and think that the cops are not going to notice. Ok so maybe you could have skimmed a little of the top and they would not have notices, but 48lbs??? really??

Monday, November 29, 2010

Umm When you are wanted by the law don't go out of your way to talk to them ... DUH

R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officers asked him for a piece of identification. Gaitlin gave them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed that Gaitlin was wanted for a two-year-old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.

This one is extremely funny to me because I just moved to MO.

Penny thief ... Duh

David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I, after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each, and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that police officers easily jumped him from behind.

I'M Back ...

Sorry I have been away fro so long. I moved so far out into the sticks that even the cable company said your where??? and we cant even find you on a map, lol. So I got a broadband2go stick for my laptop and we are off and running again. Oh yeah on a side note it is beautiful out here, and I would not have it any other way.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

You can get everything on craigslist, even busted .... DUH

A 49-year-old woman was arrested in Michigan after posting a help wanted ad on Craigslist. The ad was for a “freelance job” that would pay $5,000. It didn’t say much else, but Ann Marie was very open to giving details to a few people who called to inquire, responding in emails that she needed “the eradication of a female in Oroville, CA.”  When people would call, thinking there was a miscommunication or that it was a joke, she would tell them she needed a “silent assassin”.  When one asked what she meant, she replied “Duh, I want you to kill so-an-so” 
You one-stop-shop for personal ads, jobs, places to rent, and hired killers
You see, she had met a man while completing an online college course. It started with chats, then phone calls, then a no-holds-barred sexfest in Reno. It was after this that she decided her lover’s wife had to go.  A slightly disturbed respondent called police and turned her in.  

Hey man even hitmen look for jobs on craigslist. Don't they?LOL

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Tooth Fairy gives woman $1300 ... DUH

Port St. Lucie, Florida,  Kathryn Hill was arrested after selling a bag of oxycodone pills to an undercover officer. The officer also seized $1300 in cash that he suspected had been used for illegal drug activity. When asked where she got the money, she offered up a perfectly logical explanation. She told the officer "the tooth fairy gave it" to her. She's busted.

Wow thats a lot of lost teeth!

Friday, October 22, 2010

Hmm I am going to hide Crack in my crack ... DUH

From Manatee, Florida comes the story of  Raymond Rowe who was pulled over by the cops for speeding. After writing out the speeding ticket, the officer asked our bozo if he had smoked marijuana recently. He responded that he had smoked some the previous evening and then invited the cop to search the car. The officer checked the car and then searched our bozo. When the cop noticed a soft object sticking out of his buttocks, our bozo said, "Let me get it." He then proceeded to pull out a baggie containing 4.5 grams of marijuana. The officer continued his search and found another baggie in the same area. He pulled it out and found the baggie contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine. It was then that he offered up the Stupid Explanation of the Week. He told the cop, "The weed is mine, the white stuff isn't." Unfortunately he had no reasonable explanation for how the white stuff got there. He's busted!

Wow really? He offered the cop to search the car knowing he stuffed crack down his crack, Oh wait what am I thinking that wasn't his just the pot was. LMAO