28-year-old Jesse Thornhill from Tulsa, Oklahoma, has a surgically altered face that includes a nose job and implants in his forehead to make it appear as if he has horns, piercings in his eye sockets, sculpted indents for sideburns, tattoos for eyebrows, and a graphic wolf neck tattoo. He thought he could run over his landlady with a car and get away with it (he kinda stands out).
According to Thornhill's mother, who lived next door, her son had been having some disagreements with his landlord. That's probably the most believable part of this story. Luckily, she was able to jump out of the way before the car struck. Thornhill was arrested last week (no need for a lineup there) and was later bailed out. He will likely be charged with assault with a dangerous weapon -- the car.
I guess even he devil has trouble with his landlord. The only thing that would have made this story funnier is if he yelled out the window, "I am sending you to Hell, where you can pay me rent, and I wont fix a thing!"