Thursday, September 30, 2010

More stolen sperm?

A laboratory technician who allegedly tried to make a quick buck by stealing samples from the sperm bank where he worked has been arrested after a suspicious doctor tipped off police.
S. Mohite, a laboratory worker at Cryobank in Aurangabad city in western India, and a relative, Anil Mohite, tried to sell 101 vials of sperm to a doctor in Mumbai for around $625, Aurangabad police chief Krishna Lal Bishnoi said Tuesday.
The laboratory worker was identified as Sunil Mohite, according to another police official Mohsin Khan.
The doctor declined — then called the police, who arrested the pair Sunday, Bishnoi told The Associated Press.
"The doctor contacted police because they (doctors) usually refer patients to infertility clinics for treatment. They are never approached with sperm vials on sale," said Bishnoi.
Mohite "must have thought he would steal the sperm and establish his own contacts to sell the vials," Bishnoi said.
Cyrobank could not immediately be contacted for comment "Bizarre is the word that comes to mind," said Dr. Aniruddha Malpani. "Anyone would have a hard time selling sperm vials. They must be stored in a liquid nitrogen container. It doesn't make any sense."‘Bizarre’ case 
Infertility experts in Mumbai were astounded by the alleged theft.
Malpani said infertility clinics have their own sperm banks and that patients are referred to the clinics by gynecologists.
"An unlabeled vial is worse than useless," Malpani said.
Most clinics pay registered sperm donors about $125 for 10 samples, comprising 20 vials.
The Mohites will be charged with stealing and cheating, and each face up to seven years in prison if convicted, Bishnoi said

So is there really a big demand for stolen sperm on the black market? What are your thoughts?


  1. The best part is that it's worse than useless. Seems like he was carrying bottles of spunk for no reason lol. Entertaining read, thanks

  2. I used to read a book called uncle toms bathroom reader. one of the sections was dumb crooks.

  3. Wow I don't even know what to say right now.

  4. I think there's better markets they could be stealing for...This is kinda...yeah...

  5. Seems theres a new drug on the market, known on the street as spunk or jizz... it has a narcotic like "high" and its users will do anything to get more... we must all lobby our legislators to make production of this deadly new drug illegal as soon as possible...

  6. Errrr...... Thats pretty messed up, sperm donors make a decent amount of money, but in the wrong hands of a mad scientist, shit who knows

  7. he did whaaa duuude that f ed up :))

  8. Wow... And I actually do think that more and more people are willing to buy sperm so therefore theft of it would go up as well.

  9. I'm surprised about these news haha what a crazy world.
    Nice blog , btw

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