Sunday, October 3, 2010

Worst looking woman ever! Duh



Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.
Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.
Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.
Geppert says Hawkins then entered a woman’s car. She got out, took her keys and alerted police. Hawkins was found sitting in the car.
He is being held on $230,000 bail. It’s not clear whether he has an attorney.


Maybe someone should tell him if he is going to cross dress he needs to get rid of his facial hair at the vary least. Oh yeah and some better cloths would be good too.

44 comments:

  1. newfoundland is a good place to go hunting too, big caribou ther

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  2. very nice
    i like it
    supportin !

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  3. Wow. So pathetic the lengths he is willing to go to to try and make some money. Too bad he doesn't have more intelligence, otherwise he could have gotten a better disguise.

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  4. LOL, that was hillatious
    what a dumb guy :D

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  5. thats a perfect example of a trap lol

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  6. Dear Sir,

    That is my mother you are referring to. She did not rob the bank, the news are a bunch of liars. That picture was taken on our annual family picnic in Chechnya last August. please remove my mother from your website. I hope you will read this.

    Sincerely,
    Derpley Erp

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  7. more like best looking woman ever.

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  8. He put so little effort into his master mind plan of looking like a woman lmao

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  9. oh my what little effort was put into this gag eh boyz!

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  10. "with a toy BB gun he shoplifted"
    using crime to support your other crimes

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  11. that.. is not.. a woman.. we have somebody like that around here =D

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  12. Lol he should have shoplifted a shaving razor

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  13. Lmao I can't help to laugh at this guy's get-up

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  14. hahahah...oh wow.

    silly bankrobber.

    great post bro.

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  15. I'm looking forward to your next post!

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  16. Haha, so good looking. You should check out my blog. I just got it started.

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  17. Hahaha yeah that kinda gave it away.

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  18. I guess it makes sense for a clown to wear clown pants.

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  19. This is great, going to have to tell people about this. He really didn't think this one out too thoroughly.

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